nermalator:

Rule one of recording or playing live.

Never piss off the engineer.

spmib:

Headstones of people with a sense of humor even in death

Something jade will get for sure

moonflowermommy:

michellelauren-:

What is this??

THANK YOU

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dungareeswineandapathy:

allyspock:

Someone’s removed the laughter from Simon Amstell’s comedy show and replaced it with sad music… and now it just looks like the saddest and least motivational self-help speaker.

this is so great.

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toocooltobehipster:

flannelandsatin:

Dog Receive 210 Bottles for Christmas

IM SO HAPPY

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23atomicparticles47:

this guy, though

23atomicparticles47:

this guy, though

(via llamamuff)

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

  • Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
  • Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
  • Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
  • Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
  • -uncomfortable silence-
  • Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
  • Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
  • Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
  • Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
  • -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
  • Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
  • Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.